ooc: what the heck happened to everyone? :/ 

I know, i’m your favorite!

Oh you! How have you been darling?

(Source: helen-hyland)

Susan,

You really are such a sweetheart!

How’d you guess? Never in a million years would I think that someone would find out my secret, the thing that has made me such a morbid and depressed human being. 

Fucking cunt.

Has no one taught you to respect your elders? What a shame your parents raised such a failure of a child. 

(Source: helen-hyland)

I don’t associate with people who have fake boobs. Yourself included. 

You sure do like to talk about how I look.

(Source: helen-hyland)

It is a shame you have no manners or home training. Actually, it is amazing you have mad fit this far. Why don’t you write me a postcard when you get to hell?

That’ll be the first thing I do when I go down there. Is there a message you want me to give the devil? 

No, that’s alright, we’re on speaking terms. Why don’t you run along and play with your barbies?

(Source: helen-hyland)

Ha, what an ugly mouth for such a pretty girl! I like your spunk. Reminds me of myself at your age.

Such saggy tits for an old lady. I don’t like anything about you. Remind me to kill myself before I look anything like you.

It is a shame you have no manners or home training. Actually, it is amazing you have mad fit this far. Why don’t you write me a postcard when you get to hell?

(Source: helen-hyland)

You’d probably be so confused at to what is it, that you’d end up just jacking off and relieving me of your original insult. 

Ha, what an ugly mouth for such a pretty girl! I like your spunk. Reminds me of myself at your age.

(Source: helen-hyland)

I’m right here, Gramz!

Hello sweetheart! How have you been?

(Source: helen-hyland)

Who are your grandchildren? Do you need some help?

Delilah and Susan. Heck, I would even settle for that nice boy Adam. Thank you for being kind dear.

(Source: helen-hyland)

Don't you sass me.